Rotten Kitten

[jesso]

So, thanks to a certain extremely rotten kitten, I am now completely out of phone chargers.

She actually chewed through the last one about 5 minutes after I plugged my almost-dead phone into it. She was two feet away from me while I was trying to get beck to sleep. I opened my eyes about 3 seconds too last.

I gave her what-for, and three minutes later she was trying to reach up on my bedside stand (it's a trunk) to get the cord to gnaw on it some more. I yelled again, swatted her rotten little butt, and hid the cord.

Anyways! I don't have a phone charger. I figure this is a sign, since I was looking at getting a new phone and switching carriers anyways. My plan is to do the whole "play them against each other" thing so I can get the kind of plan I want. No more paying for billions of minutes I don't use, no matter how cheap those billions of minutes are.

And then I am going to use all these dead chargers (we are up to FOUR now) and hog-tie my kitten*. I figure if she associates cords with unhappiness, she might sty away from the things. And then I am going to get something unpleasant to put on all my charger cords ever.

Oh! Also! I am pretty much going to be keeping my phone on silent and not doing anything with it until something happens. Like, I won't be answering it or twittering on it or anything. And if anyone texts me and I don't reply, it's probably because my phone is dead, because it's been crying of low battery all morning.


*I probably won't actually do this. Probably.

Comments

[radiantlove.livejournal.com]

Adorable is not enough to make up for such behavior.

Rotten kitten!!

:(

[opaleyes.livejournal.com]

Tying her up with the cords would not work! Kittens do not use logic!

[gutterballjen.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the same thing. That stuff works like Magic I hear.

[syntheticjesso.livejournal.com]

I'd heard of that stuff! I will be getting some before getting a new phone or charger.

[rimwalker.livejournal.com]

You should construct something to place over and/or around your chargers while they are charging to block kitty teeth. A wire mesh or plastic container. Something you could tie to prevent it from being flipped.