Hee hee hee heeeeee

[jesso]

I have discovered a new noise to make to annoy my cats. It's kind of like an extended "vvvv" sound. It is amazing.

Every night, when I get into bed, Hawking tries very hard to get into my pants. No, really. She tries to crawl up the leg of my pajama pants. Unfortunately, my leg gets in the way, so she only gets her head in the pants leg before giving up and making pathetic "woe is me" noises. Then I roll over on my back so she can sleep on my chest/throat because I am a sucker.

I talk about my cats far too much. I can't help it! They are endlessly amusing creatures. Except when Hawking is destroying wires (She did it again today! Good thing I had a spare set of computer speakers) or unplugging things. That's not so much amusing as incredibly frustrating. CHEW ON THE CATNIP TOYS, KITTEH, OR I LOCK YOU IN A TINY BOX FOR A YEAR.

By the way, I think it was my breakfast that had me all queasy. I tried a crockpot breakfast recipe, and while it tasted good, I've noticed that just thinking about it makes me feel nauseated. I don't think I'll be having the leftovers again tomorrow.

Also! I might be murdered in my sleep by robots! They are clearly out to get me. I've gotten no less than SEVEN calls from an unidentified phone number, and each time it only beeped at me when I answered. I decoded the super secret message and it said "DIE, HUMAN, DIE". Trufax!

Okay, not really. But I did get 7 weird beepy phone calls. I eventually just started making beeping noises back at the killer robots on the other end of the line.

So much capslock in this post. I'm so tired and woooo. Bed time.

Comments

too late, you are the Cat Lady.

[rimwalker.livejournal.com]

omg, I get calls from robots too! Only they actually start trying to convince me I am over due on the payments of the repairs of the damages my car got. I do not own a car and never got into an accident! The robots are out to steal my identity and drive you insane.

It is the Robopocolypse. Time to call Summer Glau.



She is a robot who is [possibly] here to save us.

Re: too late, you are the Cat Lady.

[kandigurl.livejournal.com]

I'm making "time to call Summer Glau" my new catchphrase for when anything anywhere is either difficult or going wrong.

[iridiscente.livejournal.com]

I find your kitteh posts very amusing!

[opaleyes.livejournal.com]

Have you tried cable covers, wire looms, or cord protectors?

[syntheticjesso.livejournal.com]

Not yet. The Bitter Yuck works, but I guess I have to keep applying it or something. The problem is that my cables behind my computer would be very hard to put in any sort of cover. My new desk is big and heavy and to get at the cables behind my compy I would have to pull the compy out, and then to put things in covers and push it back into place wouldn't really work because it'd mess up all the placing. Bah.