Tweets for Today

[jesso]

• 08:38 According to coworkers, Obama's correct pronunciation of Pakistan is proof he must have Muslim ties. Also, Muslim is a Bad Thing. #
• 09:28 According to an email forwarded to me, my stripper name is Candy Heaven Hooters. I am learning many valuable things today! #
• 23:48 kjhjasdkfj slksdjf salksdjflskajdf I JUST FOUND MY HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH TEACHER'S WEBSITE. Aaaaaaaahhhh! I am so emailing him RIGHT NOW. #

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